8 Things I Learned from Die Hard 4.0

1. When fighting in cramped cooling towers, backflips are usually the fastest way to get from A to B.

2. Said cooling tower won’t use conventional fans to move the cold air, instead opting for interlocking rotary blades that are for some reason sharpened and driven with enough torque to crush a human body.

3. After jumping out of a moving car it will maintain enough speed to launch up to ten metres in the air, instead of rapidly decellerating.

4. Helicopters explode instantaneously after being struck by flying cars.

5. Fighter pilots have no qualms about flying underneath freeway overpasses.

6. All blocks of C-4 plastic explosive are labeled as such.

7. Most geek’s computers have ample space to fit in 3 or 4 along with a detonator.

8. The national power grid has a simple option to reroute all natural gas to one power plant and then ignite it.

With plagiarism kudos to this guy.